I don’t normally like to post pictures of Shauna Sand on the site because her face is so rotten and the only thing she’s ever done in her career was squeeze out a few kids from that D list actor who used to be TV’s Renegade. That being said, she does check a few boxes when it comes to my taste in women — fake blond hair, big fake boobs and a tiny little body are three of my favorites — so when she brought along her even sluttier looking friend for a day at the beach in their bikinis I couldn’t pass up the opportunity. Besides, she’s wearing giant sunglasses that cover up her busted old face so who really gives a crap. Enjoy.
I don’t know a whole lot about Brooklyn Decker other than that she’s married to or dating some tennis playing douche and that she still owes me for getting her on the cover of the Sports Illustrated Bikini Issue, but I know that I like the way she looks in a bikini so here she is. Her tits look absolutely spectacular in that little yellow bikini, I want to hang them from my rearview mirror so I can play with them while I drive.
I’m aware that the chances of anyone reading this right now are slim to none considering this text is placed between pictures of super hottie Joanna Krupa in various little bikinis, but if there is anyone reading I’ve got just one thing to say to you… Are you mental? They’re Joanna Krupa bikini pictures for crying out loud. Get it together asshole.
Not to be outdone by The Hills hottie
Kristin Cavallari’s bikini clad pool party, Paris Hilton decided to walk the red carpet in her pink little number. I told you this was a good trend to get behind. Obviously she’s going to some party that involves a swimming pool, but I still stand behind my statement that women should be allowed to wear bikinis to pretty much any event. Including among others, weddings, bar mitzvahs, PTA meetings, presidential dinners, baptisms, funerals, little league games, groundbreaking ceremonies, traffic court and house warming parties. Enjoy.
As far as bikini pictures go these shots of The Bachelorette Trista Sutter lounging by the pool aren’t exactly Jessica Alba with her ass in the air, but they’ll do for now because I like pseudo-celebrities in their swimsuits. She looks good though, I think she had a baby too which makes her a pseudo-celebrity-MILF, which is even better for some perverted reason. I don’t know why, I guess I’m just on a hot older bird kick. That and the fact that it looks a little chilly down there by the pool. Nice.
After last weeks pictures of AnnaLynne McCord walking around like a nasty looking transsexual, it’s nice to see that she’s cleaned up her act. Here she is hanging out on the beach in her little yellow bikini over the weekend. I think she’s there for a photoshoot or for her sisters photoshoot or something along those lines. Wait, that can’t be right, her sister is absolutely rotten looking. Why would anyone want to take her picture? I don’t even like thinking about that chick. Anyhow, AnnaLynne’s tight body is looking good so who gives a crap about the ugly sister.
Here’s Swiss beauty Michelle Hunziker at the beach in Miami showing off her perfect body in a little bikini. All I can say is job well done. This is how a supermodel should spend their days off.
FHM Magazine has Kim Kardashian on the cover (in a bikini and mega-cleavagey, of course) and the picture is accompanied by this absolute title: “The Best Body on Earth”.
Well, that’s quite debatable.
More bikini pictures of Kim from her recent vacation in Costa Rica on the 2nd page!
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June 30, 2009 in
Big Breasts, Bikini Girls, Bikini Pictures, Celebrity, Hotties Girls, Micro Bikini, Mini Bikini, Sexy Ass, Sexy Bikini, Sexy Girls and bikini.
