Archive for the 'Bikini Pictures' Category
I don’t normally like to post pictures of Shauna Sand on the site because her face is so rotten and the only thing she’s ever done in her career was squeeze out a few kids from that D list actor who used to be TV’s Renegade. That being said, she does check a few boxes when it comes to my taste in women — fake blond hair, big fake boobs and a tiny little body are three of my favorites — so when she brought along her even sluttier looking friend for a day at the beach in their bikinis I couldn’t pass up the opportunity. Besides, she’s wearing giant sunglasses that cover up her busted old face so who really gives a crap. Enjoy.
I know that most of you have no idea who this Jenna Bentley chick is, alright so I don’t have a clue either, but she’s just barely managed to stuff her tig old bitties into a little swimsuit so the least I could do was post them for you perverts. Apparently she’s a Playboy model, I think we figured that one out, and she’s playing in some rough waves that seem determined to release those funbags for all to see. well done ocean.
Not to be outdone by The Hills hottie Kristin Cavallari’s bikini clad pool party, Paris Hilton decided to walk the red carpet in her pink little number. I told you this was a good trend to get behind. Obviously she’s going to some party that involves a swimming pool, but I still stand behind my statement that women should be allowed to wear bikinis to pretty much any event. Including among others, weddings, bar mitzvahs, PTA meetings, presidential dinners, baptisms, funerals, little league games, groundbreaking ceremonies, traffic court and house warming parties. Enjoy.
As far as bikini pictures go these shots of The Bachelorette Trista Sutter lounging by the pool aren’t exactly Jessica Alba with her ass in the air, but they’ll do for now because I like pseudo-celebrities in their swimsuits. She looks good though, I think she had a baby too which makes her a pseudo-celebrity-MILF, which is even better for some perverted reason. I don’t know why, I guess I’m just on a hot older bird kick. That and the fact that it looks a little chilly down there by the pool. Nice.
Here’s Swiss beauty Michelle Hunziker at the beach in Miami showing off her perfect body in a little bikini. All I can say is job well done. This is how a supermodel should spend their days off.
Earlier today I had pictures of Julie Bowen, the mom from the show Modern Family, in her bathing suit so it would only be fair to have a few shots of her TV daughter doing the same thing. Here’s Sarah Hyland in her sweet tiger print swimsuit looking hot while playing in the surf. I know her character is like fourteen years old, but before everyone starts thinking I’m some sort of prevert, yes prevert is worse than a pervert, I looked it up and she’s nineteen so just drop it. That being said… Call me.
Brooke Hogan has a bikini spread in Life & Style and it’s an untouched-by-Photoshop spread. Let’s see why she chose to go the unphotoshopped way:
Brooke wishes cameras hadn’t been there to capture her vacation in Miami over New Year’s. During the getaway, the bikini-clad singer was caught in a series of unflattering poses. “They took the photos from a bad angle, and I was hunched over,” Brooke, 21, tells Life & Style. But the 5-foot-11 reality star and singer is proud of her body — and says that heavy-handed photoshopping is to blame for unrealistic expectations. “Whoever invented Photoshop was a genius, but it sets a bad example for what ‘healthy’ is,” says Brooke.
That’s why she came to Life & Style to do a bikini shoot on Jan. 12 — with the agreement that the photos wouldn’t be retouched or altered in any way. So instead of relying on airbrushing, she’s proudly embracing her natural curves. “I’m not a size 2 and probably never will be,” she says. “That’s something I had to get out of my head a long time ago.”
Although she may never be a size 2, Brooke has recently managed to lose 15 pounds. And one person who thinks Brooke looks better than ever is her proud papa, Hulk Hogan. “Brooke is absolutely gorgeous and doesn’t need Photoshop,” Hulk tells Life & Style. “She’s been working her butt off.” Most important, she’s finally just plain happy with her figure. “I feel really confident and comfortable in my body,” she says. “I feel feminine. I even like myself naked in the mirror! There’s always room for improvement, but I really do love my body.”
Source: Life & Style Magazine




Natasha Yi (born March 25, 1982) is an American model and actress. She is a former Barker's Beauty. She is known for her appearance in numerous commercials and campaigns for popular brands such as Marriott Hotels, Pepsi, Sony, Regis Hair Salons, SBC, Nokia, Timberland and more. She has been featured and on the cover of numerous magazines including FHM, Playboy, Steppin' Out, Maxim and many other major mainstream magazines. She is also well known as an import model and has been animated in video games such as SRS and 187 Ride or Die. Yi had minor roles in the movies Rush Hour 2, Cradle 2 the Grave, and The Rundown. She is the first Asian American to be a showcase model on the daytime game show, The Price Is Right.



There really isn’t much in this world that I like more than a good old fashion bikini contest, so here are some pictures from the Miss California 2010 Pageant preliminaries. Fashion shows are pretty damn boring so as far as bikini contests go this isn’t exactly titillating, I mean there aren’t even any thongs or pools of jell-o or water pistols filled with baby oil. I guess pictures of hot women desperate for attention in bikinis and heels are good enough for now.




Taking some tentative steps into the ocean, Hilary Duff looks as if she regretted going for that swim in the Hawaiian surf.The 21-year-old actress seemed chilly as she ventured into the sea and appeared to brace herself as the waves lapped at her midriff, before beating a hasty retreat back to her sun lounger.Other than her apparent reluctance to get wet, Hilary looked set for fun in a plain black bikini and an oversized pair of sunglasses.The former Disney Star is currently on holiday with her boyfriend Mike Comrie.Hilary, who used to play teenager Lizzie McGuire, is set to ditch her child star image when she appears in What Goes Up.






















































