Proving that I (I picked Miss New Jersey) my girlfriend (she picked Miss Ohio) and the odds-makers (they picked Miss California) can all be wrong: Miss USA 2010 is Rima Fakih, Miss Michigan.
BTW, as we covered in our previous post, there was a bit of.. notice? ..of the pageant's official 'glamour' (aka: Lingerie) photos of the contestants. If you saw the pageant, nowhere near as revealing at the bikinis the ladies wore. In Prime time regular old-guard NBC TV. I smell the start of a new standard operating procedure for any pageant that expects ratings. What do you think?
I don’t normally like to post pictures of Shauna Sand on the site because her face is so rotten and the only thing she’s ever done in her career was squeeze out a few kids from that D list actor who used to be TV’s Renegade. That being said, she does check a few boxes when it comes to my taste in women — fake blond hair, big fake boobs and a tiny little body are three of my favorites — so when she brought along her even sluttier looking friend for a day at the beach in their bikinis I couldn’t pass up the opportunity. Besides, she’s wearing giant sunglasses that cover up her busted old face so who really gives a crap. Enjoy.
I don’t know a whole lot about Brooklyn Decker other than that she’s married to or dating some tennis playing douche and that she still owes me for getting her on the cover of the Sports Illustrated Bikini Issue, but I know that I like the way she looks in a bikini so here she is. Her tits look absolutely spectacular in that little yellow bikini, I want to hang them from my rearview mirror so I can play with them while I drive.
I’m aware that the chances of anyone reading this right now are slim to none considering this text is placed between pictures of super hottie Joanna Krupa in various little bikinis, but if there is anyone reading I’ve got just one thing to say to you… Are you mental? They’re Joanna Krupa bikini pictures for crying out loud. Get it together asshole.
